officially my favourite scenes from "love actually" that are actually a deleted scenes, but ohsofunny ones(:

the scenes are about bernard, harry's and karen's bad son. i LOVE the harry scene=D
shame i can't post it up here. oh shucks.
i shall post the dialogue! (do imagine them speaking in their english accents if you happen to read this)

scene1:
karen: so what's this big news then?
daisy: we've been given our parts in the nativity play!
karen: *hyperventilates a little*
daisy: and i'm the lobster!
karen: the lobster?
daisy: yea!
karen: in the nativity play?
daisy: yea! first lobster *smiles*
karen: there was more than one lobster present at the birth of jesus?
daisy: *obvious look* uh. duh?
karen: *thinks* excellent. what about you bernard?
bernard: wants to be a lobster, but i'm an angel. i hate angels, they're just made up rubbish.
karen: oh i don't know 'bout that, it's just that well, they probably don't have wings, they probably just look normal like you and me, but still cunningly wandering around doing good!
bernard: in our play they don't do good at all. they just stand there, looking like poofs saying "isn't baby jesus great?" when everyone knows it's just a stupid doll. i wanna be a lobster.
karen: *shrugs*
bernard: by the way, toby says uncle davy's a dickhead and i hate kebabs.
karen: right. charming child.

scene2:
harry: i say we should just give him away, we've got one very nice child, surely one's enough.
karen: since when did my bottom stop being my bottom and turned into britain's second largest sea port?
harry: don't be rude, i've invested a lot of time and emotions into that bottom. (LMAO)

scene3(at art museum) :
harry: what's this one called?
mark: christmas..vagina, i believe.
harry: and this one?
mark: that's vagina 2. a-as in vagina number two. rather than vagina also, but of course it is also..a..vagina.
karen: well. i think it's the best party venue eve-*looks at vagina art* oh. er oh. i particularly like the quartet of the four tops.
harry: *points in some direction* i think i'm suffering from that one.
karen: listen i've got to go and see the scary headmistress, bernie's in trouble again.
harry: oh what's he up to now? drug trafficking? want me to come with you?
karen: it's alright, i'll do it. *looks at mia* take my advice mia, don't marry. you give up work, lose your looks, and put all your life and laugh into children who turn out to be total bastards. at least certainly the boys do.
(AND SHE WONDERS WHY MIA CHOOSES TO BE HARRY'S MISTRESS. THIS ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. PHISH POSH.)

scene4:
this is one terribly looong scene which i shall not type in the dialogueXP

yay for love actually, the greatest christmas movie on earth.
i hate midyears=( and the june hols.
ah well.

tag replies:
kenneth: i bet i was a bigger toot. honestly, if you had seen me back then...*shudders*
amanda: haha oh well, i just as the memories came back it didnt seem so bad. but actually it was lol.XD no la, i was more toot for sureX)